许愿池艳遇
干得好 伙计们 Great job, you guys.
谁知道斯黛西在哪儿 Has anyone seen Stacy?
斯黛西 斯黛西 你们在哪里 Stacy? Stacy, where are you guys?
嗨 老板 四号桌 过来找我们 Oh, hey boss. Table four. Come meet us.
你检查了那个站在莫奈画旁边的帅哥吗 Hey, did you check out that cute guy by the Monet?
那个对着莫奈出气的家伙吗 The one breathing on the Monet?
我叫了保安 I called security.
我想最好是把他弄走 做个记录 I think it's best to steer clear of him, given my track record.
这是给我吃的吗 Ooh, is that for me?
不 不 那是我的 No, no, that's my...
谢谢 我饿死了 Thanks! I'm starving!
展览太棒了 向贝丝致敬 The show is going great. To Beth!
-敬我们无所畏惧的头儿 -干的不错 - Our fearless leader. - Job well done.
谢谢 伙计们 Thank you, guys.
老天啊 那是布雷迪·索克斯吗 Oh, my God. Is that Brady Sacks?
贝丝的前男友吗 在哪里 Beth's ex? Where?
一点也不好笑 我告诉你们为什么 Not a funny joke. And I'll tell you why.
因为如果布雷迪敢在这儿出现的话 Because if Brady had the nerve to show up here,
我的意思是还敢在我的活动上 在他 I mean at my event, no less, after he...
像扔垃圾一样把你甩掉之后 Dumped you like yesterday's trash?
把你的心挖出来 Ripped your heart out
去喂中央公园的鸽子之后 and fed it to the central park pigeons?
好了 对于你们分手这件事 Come on, I'm not even
我都还没缓过劲儿呢 over your breakup yet.
我已经好了 明白吗 Well, I am, ok?
完全好了 布雷迪·索克斯 In a big way. Brady Sacks?
谁在乎 这就是我想说的 Who cares?! That's what I say.
他就在我后面 是吧 He's right behind me, isn't he?
-布雷迪 -噢 是我 - Brady... - Oh, yeah...
-展览不错啊 -展览不错 伙计们 - Great show. - Great show, guys.
你上这儿来干嘛 Uh, what are you doing here?
听着 我知道你快忙疯了 Look, I know you're crazy busy,
但有些话我必需要对你说 but there's something I need to say to you.
一些我认为可以弥补对你愧疚的话 Something I think'll make up a lot for what I put you through.
好吧 Uh... Ok.
我要对你说三个字 贝丝·马丁 I've got three words for you, Beth Martin.
-我错了 -他刚说的是他错了吗 - I was wrong. - Did he just say he was wrong?
一年前 我和你分手时 我觉得 A year ago, when I broke up with you, I felt like
你关心工作胜于关心我 you cared more about your work than you did about me.
是的 我记得 布雷迪 清楚的记得 Yeah, I remember, Brady, really clearly,
你和我在苹果蜂餐厅分手的情景 when you broke up with me in the Applebee's.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry about that,
但我到这儿来是要告诉你 but I'm here to tell you that...
-我明白了 -你听到了吗 - I get it. - Can you hear?
没听清 我想他说他明白了 Barely. I think he said he gets it.
噢 他明白了 Oh, he gets it!
我完全准备好重新开始了 I'm ready to jump in again, in a big way.
你想重新开始吗 You want to jump in again?
是的 Yeah.
我想是不是太迟了 Yeah. I mean, maybe. If it's slow.
你让我明白 You made me realize that
一个人工作有多努力都不重要 it doesn't matter how hard someone works,
只要你足够爱他们就好了 as long as you love them enough.
是的 我真不敢相信你会这么说 Yes. I can't believe that you're saying that.
我都有点儿不知所措了 I'm just a little overwhelmed.
我遇到一个和你一样的工作狂 I met someone who works just as hard as you do,
所以我到现在才能接受她 only now I can accept her for that.
我们要订婚了 We're getting engaged!
贝丝要订婚了 Beth's getting engaged!
我刚才没听错吧 Did I just hear that right?
我们的主办人和负责人 Our host and curator,
贝丝·马丁 要订婚了 Beth Martin, is getting engaged?
不 我没有 我没有要订婚 No, I'm not. I'm not getting engaged!
不是今晚 也不是和他 Not tonight, not to him.
噢 天啊 Oh, man.
但是也许 也许在未来的某个时候 But maybe. Maybe in the future sometime.
我不知道 和其他人 I don't know. With someone else.
等着我订婚的那一天 好吗 Got to see how it pans out. Ok?
好了 至少不是在苹果蜂餐厅里 Well, at least it wasn't in the Applebee's.
最糟的一天 Worst day ever.
-琼安 -姐姐 你猜怎么了 - Joan? - Sis! Guess what?
我要结婚了 I'm getting married!
太棒了 Yay.
他叫翁贝托 多性感的名字啊 His name is Umberto. Umberto! How sexy is that?
两周前我们在去意大利的飞机上碰到 We met on a flight to Italy two weeks ago,
现在我们要结婚了 在罗马 and now we're getting married. In Rome.
太棒了 那是 琼安 真棒 Wow. That... Joan. Wow.
他是我的真命天子 贝丝 He's the one, Beth.
我知道 我迫不及待的想让你见他 I know it. I can't wait until you meet him.
当我见到他时 我认识他 And when I do, I will have known him
的时间就几乎和你一样长了 for almost as long as you have.
你知道吗 论感情 你可不是个好楷模 You know what? You're not exactly a role model when it comes to relationships.
好吧 可能不是吧 但那是因为 Ok, maybe not, but that is because
我大部分时间都花在工作上 I have a relationship with my job.
我爱我的工作 当我找到一个 I love my job. And when I find a
我爱他胜于爱工作的人时 guy that I like more than my job,
我就知道他是我的真命天子 that's how I'll know he's the one.
好吧 那么实际上你需要 Ok, so basically what you need
的是一个男版的你自己 is a male version of yourself.
好吧 他不需要是金发 Well, he doesn't have to be blonde.
你知道我这样说是因为我爱你 You know that I mean this with all the love in the world,
才两周 琼安 but two weeks, Joan?
太短了 That's not long enough.
都不够去做一次信用调查 That's not even enough time for a credit check.
当你认定的时候 When you know,
根本就不需要证明 你就是知道 you don't need proof. You just know.
为我高兴吧 B Be happy for me, B.
上帝啊 我为你高兴 真的 God, I am! I am.
是的 I am.
她注定要失败 拜托 She's doomed. I mean, come on,
如果你在头等舱碰到一个意大利人 you meet some Italian guy in first class,
你会和他约会 you date him.
而不是嫁给他 You don't marry him.
她太幸运了 She's so lucky.
想象一下在一个 Just imagine working in a place
把男人分为等级的地方工作 where they sort men into classes.
怎么啦 我只是随便说说 What? I'm just saying.
我的亲妹妹将犯下她一生中最大的错误 My baby sister is about to make the biggest mistake of her life,
对此我却无能为力 and there's nothing I can do about it.
也许这不是错误 这也有可能啊 She got swept away. It happens.
不 那不可能 No, it doesn't.
比起追逐不现实的童话爱情 Instead of chasing a fairy tale,
还不如集中精力工作 我就是这样的 you could focus on work. That's what I do.
你知道吗 我从没这么开心过 And you know what? I've never been happier.
你一定开心极了 Well, you must be ecstatic.
还是单身 我理解 And still single, I understand.
看来我们可以开始了 It appears we can begin.
九天后 我们要举办 In nine days, we'll be hosting
今年最重要的一项活动 the single most important event of our year,
信托理事会年度社交黄金盛会 the Board of Trustees' Annual Circle of Gold Gala.
今年活动的特别设置 This year, the special installation for the event
是由我们最年轻 is the brainchild of our youngest
也是最没有经验的负责人提出的 and therefore least-experienced curator.
一个以痛苦为主题的展览 进程报告 An exhibition centered on the theme of pain. Status report.
十四件展品已经就位了 Fourteen of our pieces are already on site,
剩下四个当中的三个还在路上 and three of the remaining four are in route.
那么剩下那一幅呢 And the remaining piece?
是斯莱特·布拉德利的 Is the Slater Bradley.
是的 展览中最重要的一幅 在哪里 Yes, the centerpiece for the exhibition, where is it?
我们还在解决一些末期保险问题 We're resolving some last-minute insurance issues.
末期 我可不喜欢这个说法 Last-minute? I can't say I like the sound of that.
会按时到达的 我保证 It'll be here. I'll make sure of it.
接下来 Moving on...
还有一个很小的细节 Ah, there is one small little detail.
后天我的妹妹要结婚了 The day after tomorrow, my sister will be getting married.
在罗马 意大利 In Rome. Italy.
好了 那可不行 Well, that simply won't do.
是我亲妹妹的婚礼 Well, it's my baby sister's wedding.
好了 我们都有姐妹 贝丝 Well, we all have sisters, Beth.
在罗马我也可以解决这些问题 I will stay on top of this from Rome.
我48小时之内就会回来 I'll be in and out in 48 hours,
我保证 西莱斯特 and you have my word, Celeste.
社交黄金盛会将顺利无误的举行 The Circle of Gold Gala will go off without a hitch.
最好是这样 你很能干 贝丝 It better. You may be talented, Beth,
但并不是不可取代 but you're not irreplaceable.
旅途愉快 Have a nice trip.
那么 So...
意大利
罗马
你要在罗马待多久啊 How long you stay Rome, eh?
总共48小时 Uh, 48 hours and counting.
那可不长啊 但幸运的是 Is not so much time. But lucky for you,
要看真正美景并不要太多时间 it only takes a moment to see true beauty.
这座永恒之城是世界上最浪漫的城市 The eternal city is the most romantic city in the world.
除非你在罗马恋爱过 You never lived
否则你的人生就白过了 until you loved in Rome.
这周围信号不太好是吧 Not a lot of reception around here, huh?
把你的手机放下 好好看看 Put down your phone and look,
女士 欢迎来到罗马 signora. Welcome to Roma!
我说过要参加妹妹的婚礼 要迟到了吗 Did I mention I'm late for my sister's wedding?
很多次了 太美了 Many times. So much beauty!
终于到了 壮丽的许愿池 And, finally, the magnificent Fontana D'amore.
一个世界各地的浪漫主义者 A place where romantics from all over the world
都来为爱情许愿的地方 come to wish for love.
老的 少的 丑的 Old people, young people, ugly people.
都在爱情中迷失了自我 太美好了 They get so lost in love. It's nice!
是的 太美了 谢谢 Yes, nice, thank you.
祝你好运 And good luck!
琼安 这件阿姆塞勒婚纱看起来棒极了 Joan, the Amsale dress looks gorgeous.
-嗨 嗨 -贝丝 亲爱的 - Hi! Hi. - Beth, darling!
看看你 你看起来累坏了 Wow, look at you. You look exhausted.
-谢谢 妈妈 -她看起来很好 - Thanks, mom. - She looks fine.
-你美极了 -谢谢 - You look beautiful. - Thank you.
婚礼前不是不能见新娘吗 What happened to "don't see the bride before the wedding"?
这不会带来霉运吧 Isn't this bad luck?
姑娘们 我们没时间了 Girls, we don't have time.
你爸爸这个月的现任荡妇 Your father's current tramp of the month
拿着你的礼服等在里面 is waiting inside with your dress.
我听到了 她不是荡妇 I heard that. And she's not a tramp.
她是前沙滩排球运动员 你好啊 甜心 She's a pre-beach volleyball player. Hello, sweetheart.
嗨 爸爸 Hi, daddy.
-你怎么样啊 -累坏了 - How are you? - Exhausted.
斯黛西 这是翁贝托 我的未婚夫 Beth, this is Umberto, my fianc?
那么现在你也是我的姐姐了 So, you're my sister too, now.
-是的 -跟我来 - Yeah. - Come on.
你要来见见他的家人 他们都很热情 You have to meet his family. They're a scream.
看他有没有兄弟 See if he has a brother.
-爸爸 -堂兄弟 - Dad! - Cousin.
别这么狡猾 过来 Slippery little... Come on.
他怎么会有信号 How does he get service?
-你迟到了 尼克 -对不起 - You're late, Nick. - I'm sorry.
-你领结哪去了 -噢 - Where's your tie? - Oh!
好了 There we go.
我知道 但是我收不到网络信号 I know, but I can't get an internet signal.
我要知道你负责 I need to know that you're on top
斯莱特·布拉德利问题的情况 of the Slater Bradley situation.
我听不到你说话 You're breaking up.
如果你可以听见我说话就吹声口哨 Just whistle if you can hear me.
-斯黛西 -你在这儿呢 - Stacy? - Ah, there's my girl.
处理工作问题呢 Taking care of business.
-惯例啊 -玩的开心吗 - Always. - Having a good time?
是的 你知道我的 Oh, yeah. You know me,
我喜欢小型私人婚礼 I love small, intimate weddings.
如果你想成为熊 就做一头灰熊 好吗 If you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly, right?
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what that means.
那么 你觉得蒂娜怎样 So, what do you think of Tina?
她很适合你 爸爸 She seems very fit, dad.
只有这些吗 That's all you can say?
棕褐色皮肤 幸运的接到了花束 Tan and odds-on favorite to catch the bouquet.
你真幸运 You're a very lucky man.
我只是希望你的感觉和 I only wish for you the feeling
我跟她在一起时的感觉一样 I have when I'm with her.
加油 贝丝 努力争取 Come on, Beth. Get going here.
我还想再办一场婚礼 I want to throw another wedding.
你会的 You will.
你马上就会有一个新的漂亮妻子 You're due for another wife pretty soon.
对不起 没水准的讽刺 I'm sorry, that was a low blow.
我们真是父女呀 Quite a pair, huh?
你拒绝恋爱 我却停不下来 You refuse to fall in love, and I can't stop.
答应我一件事 Promise me one thing.
当真爱来临时 你要敞开心扉 When it comes, you'll be open to it.
-我会努力的 爸爸 -原来你在这里 - I will try, daddy. - There you are!
-摔花瓶时间到了 -那是什么 - It's vase-breaking time. - It's what?
这是个传统 伴娘要摔碎一个花瓶 It's a tradition. The maid of honor shatters a vase,
碎片的数量代表 and the number of pieces symbolizes
她祝愿新娘新郎幸福的年数 the years of happiness she wishes for the bride and groom.
那可太有压力了 Wow! That's a lot of pressure.
是吧 那就使劲的摔 Right? So smash it hard.
-好的 -好的 - Ok. - Ok.
太抱歉了 I'm so sorry.
我不是故意的 但是先生 I was not aiming for that, but, man,
我一定要把它砸碎 I really nailed it.
她希望他们一生不幸 She wishes them a life of great tragedy!
不 我没有 不 我没有 No, I don't. No, I don't.
我只是 我努力了 I just... I'm trying to break it.
真的努力去打碎它了 I'm really trying.
我把它摔出裂缝了 I cracked it!
好了 就快成功了 借我用一下 Ok. We're almost there. Excuse me.
去死吧 噢 天啊 Die! Oh, man!
大家继续 我来处理 Let's just go ahead and let me handle this.
哇 你是 你真是 Wow. You are... You're...
你真是坚韧不拔呀 You're quite the determined little thing, aren't you?
好吧 在你摔碎它之前我就把它摔裂了 Yeah, well, I cracked it before you smashed it.
我知道 是的 我知道 I know. Yeah, I know.
-我叫尼克 -贝丝 - I'm Nick, by the way. - Beth.
幸会 本可以早点介绍我自己 Nice to meet you. I would've introduced myself earlier,
但是我迟到了一会儿 but I was running a little late.
是的 我注意到了 Yeah, I noticed.
我在山上做一个采访 I was in the hills doing an interview,
在来的途中 我又被一只羊袭击了 and on my way back I kinda got hit by a goat.
天啊 你袭击了一只羊吗 Oh, my God! You hit a goat?
不 羊袭击了我 No, the goat hit me.
那不是我的错误 那只羊没事 It wasn't my fault, and the goat's fine.
-他们在说什么 -演讲 - What are they saying? - It means "speech".
我想你又要上台了 给你 I think you're up again. There you go.
再一次给大家问好 Hello again.
我叫贝丝 新娘的姐姐 I'm Beth, sister of the bride.
翁贝托 尽管我认识你不久 Umberto, though I haven't known you for very long.
对不起 我不会说意大利语 I'm sorry. I don't speak any Italian.
翁贝托 尽管我认识你不久 Umberto, although I haven't known you very long.
我意大利语有点儿生疏了 I'm a little rusty, so if you stay away
别说太晦涩的习语就更好了 from any obscure idioms, that would be great.
当然 我会说简单些 谢谢 Yeah. Sure. I'll keep it simple. Thank you.
看着你的时候 琼安 When I look at you, Joan,
我想起了那个相信魔法的小女孩 I remember a little girl who believed in magic.
现在我看着你时 As I look at you right now,
我看到了一个成熟的女人 I see a grown woman
看着世界上所有的魔法都在今晚实现 who has seen all the magic in the world come true tonight.
琼安 Joan...
琼安喜欢魔法 Joan likes magic...
比我想像的难啊 This is harder than I thought.
也许如果我们大声鼓掌 Maybe if we all clap loudly,
她就能实现梦想 she'll wrap it up.
因为今晚你和翁贝托在这里创造了奇迹 Because you and Umberto are making magic here tonight.
好吧 这值得去试一试 Well, it was worth a try.
而且我知道 如果可以 And I know that, if you could,
你会把这份感受与我分享 you'd share that feeling with me.
而且我知道你会 And I know that you'll
和我一起分享他 share him with me.
好了 看起来我们的伴郎 Ok. It appears our best man
不太会说意大利语了 has run out of Italian,
那么干杯吧 so cheers.
我喜欢你的祝酒词 I liked your toast.
谢谢 翁贝托的哥哥已经打击过我了 Thank you. Umberto's brother already hit on me,
他的大部分家人认为我是个变态 and most of his family thinks I'm a pervert,
但还是谢谢了 but thanks.
他们这样做是祝你好运 They do that for good luck.
你从哪儿学到这么差的意大利语 So where did you learn to speak Italian so poorly?
锡拉库扎 翁贝托和我是室友 Syracuse. Umberto and I were roommates.
他教我怎么和女孩用意大利语交谈 He taught me how to talk to girls in Italian,
我教他美式足球 and I taught him American football.
我想问你 I wanted to ask you before.
-你的服务供应商是谁 -怎么了 - Who is your service provider? - Uh, why?
我之前看到你可以收邮件 I saw you e-mailing earlier,
有点嫉妒你的信号 and I kind of have signal envy.
把你的手机借我 Give me your phone.
我要发个快速工作邮件 I need to send one quick work e-mail.
如果我不 If I don't...
不行 你不能用我的手机 No, you can't have my phone.
-为什么 -你会记下我的手机号 - Why not? - You're just gonna take my number.
我不会记下你的号码的 I'm not gonna take your number.
你会用我的电话 You're gonna take my phone
打你的电话 这样你就会有我的号码 and call your phone with it so that you have my number,
我不能让你在凌晨两点半给我打求爱电话 and I can't have you booty-calling me at 2:30 in the morning.
我不会 I'm not go...
等等 你知道吗 我需要 我需要它 Wait! You know what? I do. I need it.
因为我需要把它设为拒接电话 Because I need to block it from my phone.
我不能给你 因为翁贝托让我关机 I can't give it to you, because Umberto made me turn it off.
-那你调成振动了 -不 关机了 - So it's on vibrate? - No, it's off.
-像是关机了 -是的 - Like "off" off? - Yeah.
-尼古拉斯 -啊 迪诺神父 - Nicholas! - Ah, father Dino!
-尼古拉斯 -神父 - Nicholas! - Father.
好了 All right.
今晚再打牌怎样 一些德州人举办的 Maybe some cards again tonight? Some Texas holding them?
不行 你把我从 I don't think so. You cleaned me out at
翁贝托的单身派对上赶出去了 Umberto's bachelor party.
-我再不打牌了 老兄 -哇 - No more cards for me, pal. - Wow.
我六个月前才宣誓 I take my vows only six months ago.
他们说这是计划的一部分 They say it's a work in the progress.
-当然 -原谅我 - Sure. - Forgive me.
好了 神父 没关系的 Come on, father. It's ok.
只是打个牌 没事的 It's just a card game. It's ok.
没事的 再不打了 It's ok. No more cards.
没事的 It's ok.
-看看他们俩 -告诉我他是个好人 - Look at those two. - Tell me he's a good guy.
-他是个圣人 她呢 -天使 - Ah, he's a saint. Her? - An angel.
圣人和天使 我给他们一年时间 Oh, a saint and an angel. I give it a year.
我连六个月都不会给 I would not even give it six months.
这段婚姻会和香蕉的保质期一样短 This marriage has the shelf life of a banana.
他们俩认识才两周 They've known each other two weeks.
还不够去做一次信用调查 That's not even enough time for a credit check.
-怎么了 -没事 - What? - Nothing.
不 等等 我不想去 不 等等 No, wait! I don't want to... No, wait!
呃 我的错 Uh, it's my bad.
很抱歉 Sorry about that.
继续 Go ahead.
你在干嘛 What are you...?
-对不起 -是的 是我的 - I'm sorry. - Oh, yeah. It's mine.
放回去就行 谢谢 Just put that back in there. Thank you.
-他刚刚对你喊了什么 -没什么 - What did he just yell at you? - Nothing.
-什么 -没什么 - What? - Nothing.
意思是碰撞 It means "the hit".
我在大学里踢足球 I played some football in college and
会经常被撞 I took kind of a big hit.
玩橄榄球 进球得分 自然少不了碰撞啊 Football. Goats. You get hit a lot.
这可不是一般的碰撞 It's kind of a famous hit.
但也不是什么光彩的事 It's not exactly what you want to be known for.
这可是橄榄球哎 谁玩橄榄球不受伤的 But it's football. Doesn't everyone get hit in football?
我是遭到了雷击 满意了吧 I got hit by lightning. Ok?
在橄榄球场 打了一半的球 On the field. In a game.
看到了吧 大家都是这个表情 See, I get that look a lot.
没事的 It's ok. It's ok.
我很好 除了有点视觉周边的小问题 Aside from a slight peripheral vision issue, I'm fine.
你身上有薰衣草的味道 You smell like lavender.
你身上有牲畜的味道 You smell like livestock.
其实你也不坚强嘛 You're not so tough.
贝丝 该去切蛋糕了 Beth! It's time to cut the cake.
去吧 Oh... All right.
长得还不错 He looks nice.
不过你爸爸也是 But so did your father.
-你看到她没 -没有 - You seen her? - No.
贝丝 要敞开心扉 Be open to it, Beth.
贝丝 要相信爱情 Trust in love, Beth.
贝丝 相信魔力 Believe in magic, Beth.
管他呢 What the hell.
来 这边走 Come on. There you go.
意料之中的 Of course.
傻透了 What an idiot.
你看什么呢 真爱之泉 What are you looking at? Fountain of love.
都是屁话 我们用一生来等待 What a crock. I mean, we wait our whole lives
那个真命天子出现 for some perfect guy to come in
然后坠入爱河 and sweep us off our feet.
猜猜怎么了 他不会出现了 Well, guess what. He's not coming.
你们一个个都承载着对爱的热望 Each one of you is a desperate wish for love
可惜都成真不了了 That is never gonna come true.
所以 我要拯救你 So I'm saving you.
还有 And...
拯救你 ...saving you.
你还是算了 You, I don't give a damn about.
不过我会拯救你 But I am saving you.
魔术的力量 Magic.
-还有你 -美极了 - And you... - So beautiful.
谢谢 Thank you.
你 我也一起救了 And I'm saving you.
-你好神父 -你好尼古拉斯 - Hey, father dino. - Nicholas.
真爱警察来了 Oop, the love police.
-喂 -嗨 我是尼克 - Hello. - Oh, hey. Hey, it's Nick.
哪个尼克 Nick who?
贝门 婚礼上那个 Beamon. From the wedding.
他怎么那么久 What's taking him so long?
-琼安给了我你的号码 -除了她还有谁 - Joan gave me your number. - Of course she did.
真没想到你居然接了 Uh, I wasn't really expecting to get you.
那我挂了你还是给语音信箱留言好了 Want me to hang up so you can talk to the machine?
-不用了 -尼克 你在干嘛呢 - No. This is good. - Yo, Nick! What's going on?
你晕了吧 就让你拿个啤酒而已 别磨蹭 Did you get lost? Grab some beers! Let's do this!
我在找开瓶器呢 I'm looking for the bottle opener.
在冰箱上 我从这儿都能看见 It's on the fridge. See it from here.
伙计 你怎么把指令卡给我了 Dude, you gave me the instruction card.
-这卡可有用着呢 -卡怎么湿了 - That's a helpful card. - Why is it wet?
-我把它浸在一杯水里 -这是为什么 - I put it in a glass of water. - Why would you do that?
-我也不知道 -太诡异了 - I don't know. - That's weird.
你介意和我一起共进晚餐吗 I was thinking maybe we could have dinner later?
我已经在吃晚餐了 Uh, I'm already having dinner.
那一起和一杯如何 咖啡也行 Oh. Maybe a drink? Some coffee?
-不用了 -不用什么 - Nope. - Which part no?
-是喝酒还是咖啡 -尼克 - The drink or the coffee? - Nick!
应该说是都不用了 Umm, it's just sort of a blanket nope.
尼克 你还要多久 Nick, how long you gonna take?
再不来我们都要发霉了 We watched roots while you were gone!
也许我这样是有些冒昧 Maybe I'm a little off base here,
但我以为那天晚上我们很来电 不是吗 But I thought that we hit it off the other night, no?
没错 尼克 你太冒昧了 Yeah, Nick, you're a little off base.
银背山地大猩猩和鲸鱼打架 谁会赢 Who would win in a fight? A whale or a silverback gorilla?
肯定是鲸鱼 Definitely a whale.
这得看看他们是不是在水里搏斗 It also depends if they're in water or not.
那如果是一对银背山地大猩猩呢 What about, like, a couple silverback gorillas?
如果在水里 他们还是会输 If they're in water, they'll lose.
你不觉得他们应该很会游泳吗 Don't think they swim good?
我想他们会游 但是不一定很擅长 I think they swim well. I don't know if they swim good.
我们还是去读英语专业吧 Let's be an English major, why don't we?
伙计 怎么那么久 Dude, what took you so long?
我胡子都长出起来了 I didn't have a beard when you left.
不错 这是什么 Nice. What's this?
-你说这是什么 -开瓶器 - What's it look like? - A bottle opener.
这是用来开啤酒的 但是前提是我们有酒 Use that to open beer bottles? That would've been nice, beers.
有啤酒才行 没啤酒怎么行 That would've been nice. That would've been great.
你该不会在我们打牌的时候 Whoa! You didn't call some chick
-打电话给女人了吧 -才没有 - during our game, did you? - No!
那你不介意我按重播键试试吧 You don't mind if I hit redial? That wouldn't bother you?
-别别别 把手机给我 -喂 我爱你 - No, no, no, no. Give me that! - Hello? I love you.
-怎么突然这么敏感 -我这不是敏感 - So touchy all of a sudden. - I'm not touchy.
你一下子就变得多愁善感了 You're sensitive all of a sudden.
我...我才不多愁善感呢 I'm not... I'm not sensitive.
多愁善感的人都是这么说的 That's what a sensitive person would say.
随你们怎么说 Yeah, whatever.
我看是那个女人给你下魔咒了吧 Methinks some girl has put a spell on you.
不行 No!
等等 让我看看你的脚 Wait! I just need to see your feet!
好吧 我会追上你的 Ok, I chase. No problem.
你从背后看起来很美 This is a great view from behind.
等等 Wait!
游戏正式开始 Now the game is on!
在意大利 如果女子从男人身边跑开 In Italia, when a woman run away,
就说明爱他 it mean she love you!
看来你一定很爱我 You must love me so much!
贝拉 等等我 Bella, wait! Wait!
如果你不停下来 我怎么向你证明我的爱呢 How can I prove my love to you, if you won't stop?!
亲爱的 让我看看你的脚吧 Mi amore, I just need one moment with your feet!
我来啦 I'm coming!
你疯了吧 伙计 You out of your frigging mind, dude?
你还好吧 Are you ok?
我听不懂你说的 他说什么 I don't know what you're saying. What's he saying?
我怎么知道 我不懂鸟语 I don't know. I don't speak idiot.
拜托了 请让我 Please, allow me...
看看你高贵的脚吧 ...to see your magnifico feet.
什么 不要 What? No! Ew!
他画的是你 Hey, this is you.
-这些都是 -听我说 - And this one, too. - Let me explain.
我叫安东尼奥·朱塞比·多纳太罗 My name is Antonio Guiseppe Donatello.
我从意大利的农西奥村而来 I'm from the village of Nunzio in Italia.
我的脾 没事的 I... oh, my spleen. It's ok.
两天前 我看到了一幅图像 Two days ago, I have a vision.
是真命天女的脸 是你的脸 I see the face of love, your face.
然后我捕捉到了你的脖子 皮肤 你的... Then I see your neck, your torso, your...
打住 我懂了 Oh, got it. I get it.
但是 我描绘不出你的脚 But... I could not paint your feet.
你从意大利跑来就为了画我的脚 You came from Italy to paint my feet?
不是 我还要来赢得你的真爱 No, also to earn your love.
我想你肯定是把我和别人搞错了 I think you have me confused with someone else.
记得敷点冰 下次小心点 Put some ice on it and be careful.
我会把你画在这座城市的每一幢高楼上 Ok! I will paint your face on every building in this city
直到你接受我的爱 Until you recognize my love!
我有点急 所以 拜托了 Hi. I'm kind of in a hurry, so... thanks.
没问题 No problem.
这地方真是棒极了 对吧 Isn't this place the greatest?
把事情做完 也没人打扰 You can get your work done, no one bothers you.
很棒的食物 低卡路里 高蛋白质 Food's great. Low carb, high protein.
想要保持好身材同时又能量充沛 The only way to go when your work requires you to be
这里真是最佳选择 Shredded and dieseled out.
别把脖子缩进去了 Oh, yeah, here, don't crane your neck.
好好欣赏吧 这眼神我见多了 Go ahead. Feast your eyes. Yes, I've seen that look before.
你受惊了 但其实我是个模特 You're intimidated because I'm a model.
我不想吓到你 我可没什么毛病 But I don't want you to be scared, ok? I'm a normal guy.
这是我的宣传册 算是我的名片 This is my portfolio. It's kind of my calling card.
这些都是无偿工作 或者是在特殊场合 These are mostly non-paying jobs, or spec work.
我记得这条狗是真的 I think that's a real dog.
这是我的镇宝之作 And here's the crown jewel.
我是GASEE的代言人 I am the GASEE guy. So...
我是盖尔 I'm Gale.
超级强风的意思 Like a gale-force wind.
我取这个名字 I took on that name because
就是因为它是自然界里最强大的力量 It's the most powerful force in the natural world.
塑造腐蚀着地球 它 For shaping and eroding the earth, it's...
你能感受到的 You can feel it.
事实上 腐蚀地球的是水 Actually, I think that's water, eroding the earth.
我不觉得是水 是风 Don't think it's water. I think it's wind.
-大峡谷就是 -这我得去查查 - Like the grand canyon. - I'm gonna look that up.
这真是不可思议 我不知道 This is crazy. I don't know
我看着的是你还是自己的影像 whether to look at my own reflection or at you,
-你真是美极了 -不好意思 我要走了 - That's how beautiful you are. - You know what? I have to go.
你逼我的 Ok, you asked for it.
-这反映还差不多 -你不能就这么把上衣脱了 - Yeah, she's back. Hi. - You can't just take your shirt off.
我没听到有什么小人物抱怨 I don't hear any complaints from the peanut gallery, so...
-怪胎 快把上衣穿上 -给你 - Put your shirt back on, creep. - Here you go.
我知道这样很傻 I know this looks nuts, all right?
也许我是有点傻 And maybe I am a little nuts because I've never
因为我以前从未让别人看过我的身体 tried to share my beauty with anyone before.
我想我是爱上你了 无法自拔 And I think it's because I'm in love with you. Big time.
我们的第一次约会很棒 贝丝 Great first date, Beth!
我们赶快计划下次约会吧 Let's get another one on the books soon.
伙计 快吧衣服穿上 Come on, man, put your shirt on.
说真的 在坐的有是医生的吗 Honestly though, is there a doctor here,
我这里肿得这么大 Because there's some kind of weird swelling in this...
我这样正常吗 人类不能... Yeah, that can't be normal, can it? Humans aren't...
神啊 主啊 上甜点了 Jeez, Louise, dessert's served.
坐下吧 瓦斯男 Sit down, gas guy.
-抱歉 -不好意思 小姐 小姐 - Oh, sorry. - Excuse me, Miss. Miss?
我想你掉了这个 I believe you dropped this.
天...谢谢 Oh, my... yeah, thank you.
我都不知道它怎么掉的 谢谢 I don't know how that fell off. Thanks.
小姐 Miss?
你怎么... How did you...?
时光飞逝 但是魔术比时间飞得快 Time flies, but magic flies faster.
原来你是个街头魔术师 Oh, you're a street magician.
谢谢你的表演 但是我在赶时间 I really appreciate it, but I don't have the time right now.
你掌握了世界的时间 You have all the time in the world.
该死 现在我有点毛骨悚然了 Damn it. All right, now it's getting kind of creepy
你刚才肯定碰过我 Because you must have just touched me,
但我却完全没有感觉 and I didn't feel anything.
选一张牌 我会让你看见我的真心 Pick a card, and I'll show you my heart.
-来吧 选啊 -选吧 - Come on, do it! - Do it!
如果我抽一张牌 你能不再偷我的手表了吗 If I pick a card, will you stop stealing my watch?
-也许吧 -好吧 - Probably. - Ok.
好好看看 不要让我看见 Take a good look. Don't show it to me.
-我也没打算让你看 -然后放回去 - Wasn't gonna. - Place it back in the deck.
大家准备好了吗 Ready, everyone?
我选的不是这张 That's not my card.
我知道 因为大王代表我 I know... because the joker is me.
傻傻地守候爱情 我说我会给你看我的真心 A fool for love. I told you I'd show you my heart.
这是你选的牌吗 Is this your card?
过来 拜托帮个忙 Get over here. Little help here, please.
小女孩 能把我的心还我吗 Hey, little girl, could you please give me my heart?
是我疯了 还是纽约疯了 Is it me, or is New York getting crazier?
-你妹妹在2号线 -让她留言吧 - Your sister's on line two. - Take a message.
-她说有重要的事 -好吧 接通电话 - She says it's kind of important. - Fine. Patch her through.
琼安 Hi, Joan.
我婚礼那天你在真爱之泉 What were you doing in the fontana d'amore
-那儿做了什么 -你为什么觉得... - during my wedding? - What makes you think that...
我在看你的一张照片 I'm looking at a picture of you.
报纸的头版头条 姐姐 你想什么呢 It's front-page news over here, sis. What were you thinking?
我不知道 时差没倒过来 I don't know. Little bit of jet lag,
喝了点香槟 喝多了 Little bit of champagne, or a lot of champagne.
然后我只记得坐在真爱之泉那里捡硬币 And the next thing I'm sitting in the fountain picking up coins.
她捡了真爱之泉里的硬币 这可不太好 She took coins from the fontana? That's not so good.
-怎么不好了 -有一个传说 - Why not so good? - There is a legend,
如果你捡了真爱之泉里的硬币 If you take someone's coin from the fontana,
硬币的主人就会爱上你 they will fall in love with you.
-这真是可笑 -好吧 我们要挂了 - Oh! Except that is ridiculous. - Ok. Then we hang up!
我相信硬币的魔力 I totally believe in magic coins.
-你一直在听吗 -爱情终于找上门来了 - Were you on that call? - Love is finally at your doorstep.
婚礼之后有男人来追你吗 So have any men come on to you since the wedding?
-这个 -天哪 已经有追求者了 - Well... - Oh, my God. They have been.
今天早上有几个怪人追着我 Yeah, a couple of weirdos approached me this morning...
魔法的力量显灵啦 There are some magical forces at work here.
我不相信魔法 知道我相信什么吗 I don't believe in magic. Know what I do believe in?
艺术 我的斯莱特·布拉德利作品呢 Art. Where's my Slater Bradley?
说过我会负责好的 Told you I was on top of it.
保险公司说愿意提高比率 The insurance company totally wanted to jack up the rate,
你要更有自信哦 我让他们来布置 so in an effort to be more assertive, I told them to shove it.
你让希尔曼工艺社布置这个 You told Hillman and Craft to shove it?
-是啊 -那个部件要从 - Yeah. - That piece was coming
澳大利亚的收藏家那里运来 from a collector in Australia.
就算今天运过来了 Even if we got it on a jet today,
在庆典前也来不及过海关 it would never clear customs in time for the gala.
也就是说 我金色圆环里的中心装饰没了 That means I have no centerpiece for the circle of gold.
我这就打电话给希尔曼工艺社 I'll get Hillman and Craft on the phone.
我想我还不至于完全搞砸吧 I don't think I burned that bridge.
不不 现在来不及了 No, no. It's too late now.
我得告诉西莱斯特 I have to tell Celeste.
喂 Hello?
我告诉你琼安把你手机号码也给我了吗 Hey. Did I mention Joan gave me your cell number, too?
我现在很忙 你想干嘛 Little busy now. What do you want?
和昨晚一样的请求 Same thing I wanted last night.
要怎么做你才相信 What is it going to take for me to convince you
-我对你没兴趣 -怎么做 - That I'm not interested in you? - What is it going to take?
我要你看着我对我说这些 It's going to take you looking me in the eye to tell me that.
那我必须要见到你才行 我现在没空... That'd require seeing you, and I don't have the time...
-你好 -你在跟踪我吗 - Hi. - Oh, so you're stalking me now?
不是 我只不过是策划了一次巧遇而已 No, I'm just running into you in a premeditated manner.
我现在正遇到一个大麻烦 I have a big problem on my hands right now.
我展览的中心装饰缺失了 I just lost the centerpiece to my show.
-贝丝 -西莱斯特 - Beth? - Celeste.
这是阿尔鲁索先生 我们的新赞助商 This is Mr. Al Russo, our newest patron.
他特别要求要见你 He asked specifically to see you.
我很荣幸 你好 Of course. Um, hi. Um...
-不好意思 我们以前见过吗 -在我梦里 - I'm sorry. Have we met before? - In my dreams.
贝丝得到了一件斯莱特·布拉德利作品 Beth has secured a rare Slater Bradley
作为我们此次展览的中心装饰 as the centerpiece for our pain exhibit.
事实上 西莱斯特 Actually, Celeste...
-尼克·贝门 你是尼克·贝门 -没错 - Nick Beamon? Are you Nick Beamon? - Yeah.
被雷击的尼克 想谈谈你的痛苦吗 他... Nick the hit! You want to talk about pain, this guy...
-百万伏特击中了他的颈部 -不可思议 - A million volts in the neck. - That's fascinating.
贝丝 你拿到斯莱特·布拉德利的作品了吧 Beth, you do have the Slater Bradley, yes?
-西莱斯特... -是我的错 - Celeste, it's... - My fault,
我刚想要告诉你 And I was meaning to tell you...
事实上 她找到了比那更好的东西 Actually, she has access to something better.
-别在这个时候插话 -帕特塞利的原作 - This is really not the time. - An original Petrocelli.
一张名叫"痛苦"的摄影作品 The title of the photograph is anguish.
并且还没有在公开场合展示过 It too has never been viewed in public.
未公开展示的帕特塞利作品 A Petrocelli that's never been viewed?
没错 达米安·帕特塞利把版权给了我 That's right. Damian Petrocelli agreed to give me the print
-绝不会有负面影响 -他为什么这么做 - And burn the negative. - Why would he do that?
因为他拍的就是我 Because I happen to be the subject of the photo.
只要是和贝丝有关的事 And I'm willing to relive that humiliation in public
就算我被大家嘲笑 Because I know that as long as Beth is involved,
也在所不惜 It will be in good hands.
你不是要带我一个人去参观的吗 How about that private tour we're gonna have?
跟我来 Follow me.
包括嘎纳 窦加 ...including Canne, Degas,
马奈 毕加索还有梵高 Manet, Picasso and Van Gogh...
它们摆放得真好 They're just really nicely spaced.
你做得太棒了 You did such a great job.
我有东西给你 是给你的礼物 Let me... I have something for you. This is a gift for you.
天哪 Oh, my.
不是蒂梵尼的珠宝啦 It's not from Tiffany.
-香肠 这是你呀 -没错 - Sausage. That's your face. - Yeah, that's it.
你也许会觉得这有些古怪 This may sound a little odd to you,
但是肉类包装是我的工作 But encased meat is my life's work.
和你一样 我也是个管理员 香肠管理员 I am like a curator, just like you. A curator of sausage.
-一切都源于热爱 -这正是我想说的 - Well, passion is passion. - That's exactly what I say.
世界上没有什么情感 There is not an emotion on earth
是不能通过香肠来表达的 That can't be expressed through sausage.
这个德国小香肠想表达 And that bratwurst is saying,
"谢谢你带我参观博物馆" "hello, and thank you for showing me the museum."
谁知道德国小香肠还会说这些呢 Who knew bratwurst could even say all that?
-贝丝 -告诉我你来这里参观 - Beth. - Please tell me you're here
是因为你喜欢现代艺术 Because you have a deep appreciation for modern art.
我很喜欢 你 贝丝 I have a deep appreciation, but for you, Beth.
行了 参观到此结束 That's it. Tour's over.
我知道这很疯狂 我也这么觉得 I know it seems crazy. It's crazy to me too.
想玩猫捉老鼠吗 我加入 Want to play cat and mouse? I can play cat and mouse.
你忘拿你的香肠了 You forgot your sausages!
哦不 哦不 Oh, no. Oh, no.
-我很抱歉 -好疼 - I'm so sorry. - Oh, it hurts.
我很抱歉 我不知道是你 我不... I'm so sorry. I didn't know that was you. I didn't...
我真的很抱歉 I'm really sorry.
这刺在眼睛里好疼 但是尝起来甜甜的 It hurts so bad, but tastes so good.
-这是什么 薄荷 -这是口气清新剂 - What is that, mint? - It's breath spray.
你吓到我了 我也没别的东西了 真抱歉 You startled me, I didn't have anything else. I am so sorry.
能让我看下吗 把手拿开 Can I see it? Take your hands away.
-你只会越弄越糟 -我不会越弄越糟 - You're gonna make it worse. - I'm not gonna make it worse.
别这么孩子气了 我真的很抱歉 Don't be such a baby. I really feel awful.
我不知道这个居然这么疼 I did not know that it would hurt that bad.
一点也不疼 我装的 It doesn't hurt that bad. I was just playing.
你以为自己很迷人是不是 You think you're real charming, don't you?
-有一点 -你很迷人 满意了吧 - Little bit. - Yeah. Well, you are. Ok?
-怎么了 -就这样 - What? - Ok.
你要去哪儿 Where are you going?
我知道你是什么样的人 尼克 I know your type of guy, Nick.
我是什么样的人 And what type is that?
得了 穿红裙子的女孩在喷泉那亲你了吧 Come on. The girl in the red dress kissing you at the fountain?
-你看见了 -看见了 - You saw that? - Yeah.
所以这几天你才会对我这么冷漠 That's why you've been cold the last couple of days.
很难以置信吗 Is that so hard to believe?
那女孩是翁贝托的堂姐 That was Umberto's crazy cousin, ok?
你知道他们一家人都有点疯狂 You know the blood runs a little hot in that family.
是啊 你似乎很讨厌这一点 Yeah, you seemed so sick about it.
我是很讨厌这一点 特别是遇到你之后 I was a little sick about it. Especially after I met you.
等等 Wait!
不 咱们走这边吧 Oh, no. Let's go this way.
-贝丝 是我阿尔鲁索 -还是过马路吧 - Hey, Beth! it's me, Al Russo! - Oh, let's cross.
等一下 Whoa! wait one second.
-等一下 -抱歉尼克 我得走了 - One second! - I'm sorry, Nick! I gotta go!
-等等 -抱歉 我得走了 - Just...hold - I'm sorry. I gotta go.
等等 贝丝 贝丝 等等 Hold on! Beth! Beth, wait.
我没看见这个洞 Ah, I did not see that one coming!
兰斯 你能成功的 相信自己 Ok, Lance, you can do this. Just have to believe.
我会做木乃伊逃生记 贝丝会爱上我 I will do the great mummy escape, and Beth will love me.
胡迪尼能成功 我也能成功 This worked for Houdini, it should work for me.
她回来了 Ok, here she comes.
好吧 我不知道 琼安 Well, I don't know, Joan. Ok?
我也不知道我信什么 I don't know what I believe anymore.
我只知道这一切太疯狂了 得结束这一切 All I know is that this is crazy, and I need it to stop.
我们告诉过你事情会变成这样 We told you this would happen.
好吧 那我怎么做 Ok, then what is it gonna take for
才能结束这场噩梦 me to end this little nightmare?
你必须把硬币放回真爱之泉 You have to return the coins to the fontana d'amore.
等等 那样的话 Wait, that's it?
魔咒就会解除 这些人就不会再跟着我了吗 And spell broken, and these guys leave me alone?
我现在就把硬币给你寄过去 I'm overnighting you the coins right now.
那样不行 她得亲自把硬币放回去 That's no good. She needs to return the coins herself.
我不可能为了把几枚硬币放回喷泉里 I cannot just fly back to Italy to put
就飞回意大利去 some magic coins into a fountain.
肯定有其他的解决方法 There's got to be another way we can handle this.
-那你好好享受成为焦点吧 -琼安 - Try and enjoy the attention? - Joan...
贝丝 是我兰斯 Beth! It's me, Lance.
我在为你创造纪录 I'm setting a record for you.
我知道这看上去有点恐怖 有点危险 I know this looks scary and dangerous,
可如果我能从这绷带里成功逃脱的话... But if I can do this, get out of the straitjacket...
停 停 Stop! stop!
你在我的房子里干什么 What are you doing in my apartment?
让你大吃一惊 Blowing your mind!
从来没有人能在三分钟内木乃伊逃生成功 No one's ever done the mummy escape in under three minutes.
-胡安 我用了多久 -3分53秒 - Juan, what's my time? - Three minutes and 53 seconds.
我不知道 感觉绑的太紧了 I don't know. That felt pretty tight.
你确定你记对时间了吗 Are you sure you timed that right?
你知道 如果想抓到兔子 你就得用帽子 You know, you want to find the rabbit, you got to work the hat.
你还没算之前的几个小时呢 兄弟 You're just not putting in the hours, bro.
-别在我女友面前提这个 -这又是谁 - Not in front of my girlfriend. - Who the hell is that?
他是胡安 我的助手 That's Juan, my assistant.
他在拍摄我的逃生经过 总之... He's just been video chronicling all my illusions. Anyway...
你们两个都给我出去 快点 Both of you, out of my apartment, now.
不 等等 听我说 No, wait. Now listen up.
上帝啊 你的用香水真是令人陶醉 Oh, my goodness. Your perfume is intoxicating,
你的头发闻上去就像香樟 And your hair smells like cinnamon!
出去 Get out!
尼克...咔嚓 Hey, Nick... douche.
你搞到我问你要的那些老照片了吗 You get those old giant photos I asked you for?
我可是名专业的摄影师 I am a professional photographer.
而不是你的女秘书 I'm not your girl friday, ok?
我会很感激你的尊重 给你 I would appreciate some respect, but yes, here.
或者如果你能陪我一起 Or, in lieu of respect, I'd appreciate
去找两个姑娘调情 you and me chatting up two ladies
再给我留个身材热辣的姑娘的话 And leaving the one that knows more
我也会很感激的 about wookiees alone with this.
我不能去参加那个聚会了 I'm not gonna be able to make that party.
什么 别啊 周六可是ESPN派对 What? No, Saturday night is the ESPN party.
在那可是既能工作又能玩 伙计 That's a work and play event, dude.
天啊 一定是因为那个女孩 Oh, my God. It's the girl.
-那个博物馆女孩吗 我就知道 -你不明白 - The museum girl, isn't it? I knew it. - You don't understand.
你应该见见那女孩 我只喜欢她 You should see this girl. I can barely keep up with her.
她聪明 She's smart.
她美丽 风趣 She's beautiful. She's funny.
天啊 停 不要再喜欢她了 Oh, my God, no. Stop it! Stop liking her!
在我侦察清楚之前你不要和她有太多进展 Do not go any further until I can do a little recon on this girl.
侦察 你以为你是私家侦探吗 你不是 Recon? What are you, black ops? No, absolutely not.
你了解她吗 What do you really know about her?
我不能让我的兄弟瞎忙活 I'm not going to let my boy go in there blind.
-帕克 不行 -不行? - Puck! no! - no?
-不行 -不行? - No! - No?
-不行 -行吧 - No. - How about yes?
好吧 Ok, go.
看看你 Hey! Look at you!
看看我 我们真是般配 Look at me, we look great!
我不能跑 我腿筋不太好 I can't jog. I have a weak hamstring.
终于见到你了 贝丝 Meet you Beth.
没事的 我差点就死了 但是... It's ok. I nearly die. But I...
罗伯特·朗哥 奇奇·史密斯 卡尔·里德尔 Robert Longo, Kiki Smith, Carl Riddle...
送给贝丝
贝丝绸 和我华丽的在一起吧
看上去真棒 Wow! That looks great!
和我华丽的在一起吧 你去哪 贝丝 Let's be beautiful together. Where you going? Beth!
再过大概4分钟那车就会开回来 It's gonna come back around in four minutes.
会很棒的 It's gonna be great!
我可以解释 I can explain.
82街有你的裸体壁画 There's a nude mural of you on 82nd street.
咱们要从那个说起吗 Should we start there?
我知道 太有趣了... I know. That is actually a funny...
-能先说点别的吗 -到处都是送给你的花 - Could we start somewhere else? - Flowers everywhere!
没有解释就突然间改变 A sudden, unexplained change in the
金圆环庆典日计划 program for the circle of gold gala.
我应该信任管理员们 贝丝... I need to have confidence in my curators, Beth...
你不会相信... You wouldn't believe if...
你是对的 You're right.
-对不起 -你要保证 - I'm sorry. - You promised me this program
-这次展览不会出差错 -我保证 - would go off without a hitch. - It will.
告诉你记清楚 如果出了差错 Let me be perfectly clear. If it doesn't, I'll see to it
你就给我到时代广场 That the only artwork you're ever allowed near
去卖威尔维特·埃尔维斯的画 Are the Velvet Elvis paintings for sale in times square.
-明白了吗 -明白了 - Got it? - Yeah.
这对你的自尊心来说会是个沉重的打击 This is gonna be a serious blow to your self-esteem.
也许你该坐下 Maybe you should sit down.
还记得那个女孩吗 你想追的那个 Remember that girl? The one you wanted to settle down with?
你想和人家终成眷属的那个 The one you wanted to be little soccer dad with?
猜猜看 人家可比你风流多了 Well, guess what. Mama's a bigger player than you, son!
看看吧 Shazam! check it out.
外国友人 老家伙 魔术师 半裸先生 Foreign guys, old dudes, houdini, a half-naked gentleman.
这姑娘一下午见的情人 This girl sees more action in one afternoon
比你整个高中见的都多 Than you saw in your whole senior season.
很抱歉 兄弟 可事实摆在眼前 Look, I'm sorry, man, but it's all there.
我知道我该干什么了 It's pretty clear what I have to do.
是啊 Yeah.
我得加油了 I got to pick up my game.
-我正想你呢 -我也正想你呢 - I was just thinking about you. - I was just thinking of you.
很抱歉那天我跑走了 I'm sorry I ran off the other day.
那天我有急事 I've just been having one of those weeks.
是啊 我也看出来了 一切还好吗 Yeah, so it would seem. Is everything ok?
还好 我有很多话要和你说 Yeah. There's a lot I would like to tell you.
很遗憾 但我只能捡主要的说 往后摆摆 Unfortunately, I need to cut to the chase. Back her up a bit.
明天博物馆会有我的筹款会 My fundraiser at the museum, it's tomorrow,
-我需要亲自主持...-帕特塞利i的照片 - and I need to get my hands on that... - The Petrocelli.
我现在有点举棋不定了 I'm kind of wavering on that now.
但那是我的展览的中心装饰品 But that's the centerpiece to my pain exhibit.
是啊 但你想过我的痛苦吗 Yeah, but have you thought at all about my pain, my suffering?
-什么 -如果咱们可以坐下来谈谈 - What? - I would feel better about it
一起吃个晚餐 也许我会感觉好点 If we could sit down, talk about it, maybe over dinner?
我知道布利克街上有家黑暗餐厅 I know this place called blackout on Bleecker.
-我在想8点怎么样 -你是在要挟我吗 - I was thinking 8:00? - So you're blackmailing me now?
-其实是敲诈 -如果我去了 - Actually, it's extortion. - If I come to dinner,
-你能给我帕特塞利的照片吗 -我得挂了 8点见 - Can I have my Petrocelli? - I got to run. See you at 8:00!
-要去约会吗 -不是约会 - You have a date, huh? - It's not a date.
你穿什么去 So, what are you gonna wear?
海军衫 锥子裤 露趾凉鞋 My navy blouse, a pencil skirt, and some open-toed slingbacks.
你看上去真棒 Wow. You look great.
我都没来得及好好打扮打扮 Oh, I didn't really have time to get ready. Um...
就是这吗 So this is it?
是的 后面应该会好点 Yeah. It's supposed to get a lot better in the back.
-好的 -你瞧 我们之间有点误会 - Ok. - Look, we got off on the wrong foot.
本来咱们相互之间都有好感 Actually, we got off on the right foot,
可翁贝托的堂姐把事情搅和了 And Umberto's cousin messed everything...
我现在都不想再提那个了 I don't even want to talk about that right now.
我只想告诉你 自从那个罗马之夜以后... I just wanted to tell you ever since that night in Rome...
你们好 我叫露娜 Hi! My name is Llona,
今晚我将是你们的感觉向导 And I'll be your sensory guide this evening.
你们将在伸手不见五指的黑暗里 Tonight you will enjoy a delicious gourmet meal
享受一顿美餐 Without your primary sense of sight.
因此你的其他感觉就会增强 In this way your other senses will become heightened
这将带给你一次激动人心的晚餐体验 To bring you an exciting, new culinary experience.
她说的是真的吗 Is she serious?
是的 上次在罗马的时候 Yeah. Our last great moment
突然的停电让我们擦出了火花 Was the night the lights went out in Rome,
所以我想从哪停止 就该从哪开始 So I figured we'd pick up where we left off.
真是美妙 请牵着我的手 That's beautiful. Please take my hand
我带你们到桌子那去 And I will lead you to your table.
像火车一样一个跟一个 Let's make a train.
进来了 现在要跟紧我 Here we are. Now, just follow me. Stay close.
现在请让你的视觉 Just let your eyes take a back seat
退居次席吧 While your senses do the driving.
是家具吧 It's furniture.
是把椅子 很好 很好 That's a chair. Very good. Very good.
如果你能看见的话 你就不会碰到那椅子 You wouldn't have gotten to feel that chair if your eyes...
天啊 天啊 Oh, my. Oh, my!
-抱歉 真的很抱歉 -多么不寻常的经历啊 - I'm so sorry. I am so sorry. - What an adventure.
好了 那是个人头 一个男人头 All right. That's a head. That's a man's head.
-有这么多人 -我想我打破了什么东西 - There are so many people! - I think I broke something.
继续往前走 那是个女人 先生 Just keep coming forward. That's a woman, sir.
-对不起 -没关系 - Sorry. - All right.
你们的桌子在这 我告诉你们椅子在哪 Here's your table. Now follow my voice to the chair.
-你的椅子在这 -在这吗 - Follow my voice to the chair. - Right here?
我的声音在这 你应该坐这 Where's my voice? Your butt should go about here.
我知道你看不见 但你得绅士点 I know you can't see this, but you've got a gentleman.
我来帮你脱外套 Let me help you with your jacket.
你太紧张了 天啊 It's a struggle because of your muscles. Jeez!
-好了 -终于坐下了 - Yeah. - And here we are.
你在闻我吗 Are you smelling me?
好吧 马上就给你们上酒 Ok. So, in just a few minutes, your wine will be out.
如果你们有什么需要 举手就行 If you need anything at all, just raise your hand,
我们的服务员会帮助你们 And one of our attendants will assist you.
-好的 -记住 你们看不见我们 - Ok. - Remember, you can't see us,
但我们能看见你们 but we can see you.
这有点...有点... This is... this is kind of...
-很酷啊 -有点令人毛骨悚然 - Kind of cool. - Creepy.
-很棒吧 -我以为你离开了 - It's awesome! - I thought you had left.
你的两点钟方向 有人给你倒酒 Your wine is being poured in front of you at two o'clock. Enjoy.
好了 There you go.
我希望你没点什么贵的东西 I hope you didn't order anything expensive.
因为她可以把贵的换成便宜的 Cause she could have switched it to a cheap bottle
而咱们根本就没法知道 And we'd have no way of knowing.
我还在呢 我不会那么干的 不会 Still here. And I would never do that, ever.
你要一直在这待着 还是... You going to be there the whole meal, or...
我会帮你们更加 No. I'm going to let the two of you
深入的了解对方 Get to know each other on a deeper level,
然后我就会去碰餐厅里的其他顾客 And I'm going to go touch other people in the restaurant.
-那谢谢你了 -没事 - Ok, then. Thank you. - Sure.
我想她已经走了 真黑啊 I think she's finally gone. It's really dark.
我想说 即使是在黑暗里 你也很美 I'll tell you this. Even in the dark you're beautiful.
其实这挺不错的 This is actually kind of nice.
这是从我罗马回来后 感觉最好的一次 This is the best I've felt since Rome.
斯黛西 是我 Al Russo Beth, It's me! Al Russo.
-我一直在找你 -是谁 - I've been looking all over for you. - Who's this?
-你的香肠噩梦 伙计 -不是吧 - Your liverwurst nightmare, pal. - Oh, no.
脚 Ah, the feet...
看看我是谁 贝丝公主 Look who it is, princess Beth
-肉球 -香肠大王 - Meatball! - Sausage king!
有谁知道几点了吗 Does anyone have... the time?
-上帝啊 -我的表不见了 - Oh, God. - Hey, my watch is missing.
高兴点 没人能看见你们 Try being gorgeous, and no one can see you.
-是谁 -服务员 - Who is that? - Waiter?
感觉就像是在开兰博基尼 Feel like I'm driving a Lamborghini
可上面还驮着一辆车 around with a car cover on.
贝丝你点了八块腹肌 好好享用吧 Beth you ordered an eight-pack? Please enjoy.
尼克 我玩够了 但我得走了 Nick, I had a great time, but I got to go!
玩够了 我们才到啊 等等 贝丝 "Great time?" we just got here! Beth, wait. Beth...
-女士 -到底怎么回事 - Ma'am! - What the hell is going on?
这的人还真点了不少东西 People really drop a lot of food in this place.
你一在黑暗里吃晚饭就这么生猛吗 Are you dark dining and dashing?
我抓到她了 是你把事情搞砸了 I had her, and you blew it.
是他用魔法把她变没了 He make her disappear with magic.
把她变回来 魔术师 Bring her back, warlock!
出租车 Taxi!
-贝丝 -拜托 让我走吧 - Beth! - Please, just let me go.
你能告诉我到底发生什么事了吗 Do you mind telling me what the hell just happened there?
-说实话 你看见了几个人 -我没看见... - Seriously, how many guys are you seeing? - I'm not see...
你不明白...那些人不认识我 You don't... those guys don't know me.
他们只是被人施了咒语 They're just under a... spell.
贝丝 贝丝 Beth! Beth, hi!
你为什么老缠着我 我不认识你 Why don't you leave me alone! I don't know you!
贝丝 是我 你的牙医 莫斯科维茨医生 Beth, it's me. Your dentist. Dr. Moscowitz.
-抱歉 莫斯科维茨医生 -你没事吧 - Sorry, Dr. Moscowitz. Hi. - Everything ok?
上帝啊 没事 Oh, God, yeah.
-我每天都用牙线清两次牙 -狠好 - And I'm flossing twice a day. - Oh, good.
-贝丝 -我现在不想说话 -Beth - I don't want to talk about it.
他是你的牙医吗 你还好吧 This is your dentist? Are you ok?
我只想尽快离开这 I just want to get out of here.
好了 Ok.
-你想去哪 -我不知道... - Where do you want to go? - I don't...
你在哪会有安全感 Where would you feel safe?
我小的时候经常和父母一起来这 I used to come here with my parents when I was a little girl.
我觉得这里非常神奇 I thought this place was magic.
我父亲告诉我说 屋顶是玻璃的 And my father told me that the roof was made of glass
这样上帝就能从天上欣赏画作 So that God could see the paintings from up in heaven.
我知道 I know.
她叫玛丽德瑞丝·沃特 Her name was Marie-Therese Walter.
她17岁的时候毕加索爱上了她 She was 17 when Picasso fell in love with her.
那时毕加索已经结了婚 而且比她大30岁 Picasso was already married, and 30 years her senior,
所以他们不能公开他们的关系 So they kept their affair a secret.
但他把她名字的首字母画在画里 But he documented his passion
来表达他对她的爱 By hiding her initials in some of his paintings.
当然 毕加索也没有停止风流 Of course, Picasso wasn't completely ready to settle down,
之后他爱上了朵拉·马尔多 就离开了玛丽德瑞丝 And he left Marie-Therese for Dora Maar
就像他爱上玛丽德瑞丝 离开奥尔加一样 Just like he left his wife Olga for Marie-Therese.
但玛丽德瑞丝一直深爱着毕加索 But Marie-Therese never stopped loving Picasso.
毕加索死后她就上吊自尽了 And she hung herself after his death.
你还好吧 You ok?
她是如此爱他 She just loved him so much,
可最终 他却没有再爱过她 And in the end, he didn't really love her back.
真是可悲 It's just sad.
你知道 有些事就是事与愿违 You know, it doesn't always have to be that way.
每次我都劝自己别太伤感 但我很伤心 Every time I've ever put myself out there, I've gotten hurt.
每次都是 Every time.
就像是我遇到一个人 我觉得他很不错 It's like I meet a guy, and I think it's great.
别人都想你还能 And anyone else would just be thinking about
遇见比他还好的人吗 How much greater it's going to get.
而我每次都在提心吊胆的等待结果 And I'm constantly waiting for the other shoe to drop.
你知道 闪电偶尔也会劈到人 贝丝 You know, lightning does strike once in a while, Beth.
相信我 我知道 Trust me. I know.
我希望我能相信 I wish I could believe that.
你能的 不用再提心吊胆了 贝丝 You can. No other shoes are going to drop, Beth.
这次是真的 This is real.
我是真实的 I'm real.
-该死 -没关系 - Damn it! - It's ok.
-没关系 -等我一下 - It's ok. - One second.
我带了6瓶啤酒 不醉不归 Six beers enter, no beers leave!
你在干什么 谁在你家 What are you doing? What is coming on?
是她在吗 她叫什么 贝琪吗 Is she here? What's her name? Betsy?
我恨你 你毁了我的生活 I hate you. You're ruining my life.
-你找到了 -真漂亮 - Aha, you found it. - Oh, it's so beautiful.
-也很令人伤感 -是啊 还好 - And so sad. - Yeah, it's ok.
每次我看这照片的时候 我总是在想 You know, every time I look at that, all I think about is...
足球对我和我家人的意义 ...everything football meant to me and my family
特别是对我老爸的意义 And especially my old man.
所有的梦想...一瞬间就破灭了 All the dreams... gone in an instant.
这对我们真的是个沉重的打击 That was the real hit.
不会吧 Oh, no.
-怎么了 -我得走了 - What? - I have to go.
-怎么了 咱们可以慢慢来 -我... - What's wrong? We can slow down. - I just...
-没关系的 -我得走了 -It's ok. - I just have to go.
等等 等等 Hold on, Hold on.
等等 Hold on.
-我不明白 -我知道 尼克 - I don't get it. - I know you don't, Nick.
也许你以后也不会疑虑了 And you probably never will.
但这都不是真实的 以后也不会是 But it's not real. And it's never going to be real.
那照片呢 What about the photograph?
你留着吧 Keep it.
我不想看你痛苦 I don't want to see you in pain.
所有的计划都在这了吗 我可不想忘了什么 Is this all the programs? I don't want to forget any.
一切都会好起来的 贝丝 我知道的 Everything's gonna be ok, Beth. I know it will.
不 不会的 No, it's not.
有他的硬币 他也被施了咒语 It's his chip. He's just under a spell.
这不是真实的 It's not real.
-喂 -听着 我有重大消息 - Hello. - Listen, I have great news.
翁贝托问了他奶奶 Umberto talked to his nana.
她说还有其他破除魔咒的方法 She said there's another way to break the spell.
-真的吗 -是的 - There is? - Yeah.
你要做的就是把硬币还给它的主人 All you have to do is return the coins directly to the guys.
不一定非要放回许愿池 It doesn't have to be the fountain.
把硬币还回去 爱情也就回去了 Return the coin, return the love.
只要还回硬币 就能还掉爱情吗 If I return the coins, I return the love?
是啊 Yeah.
那样就能打破咒语吗 That'll break the spell?
就能让我脱离困境吗 And that'll get me out of this whole mess?
是呀 就全结束了 多棒呀 Yeah! It'll be all over. Isn't that great?
-太好了 -你轻松些了吧 - Yeah. It's great. - I knew you'd be relieved.
我可是为了你好呢 老大 This is for your own good, boss.
但愿如此 It's exactly what I wanted.
我得走啦 祝你今晚展览顺利 Yeah! Oh, I got to go. Good luck at the show tonight.
我晚点打电话给你 I'll call you later.
-想你哦 再见 -回见 - I love you, ok? Bye! - Ok.
我去安排一下 古根海姆博物馆见吧 Hey, boss, I'm gonna start setting up. I'll see you at the Guggenheim.
请进 Come on in.
好吧 Ok.
这里真漂亮 真不错 It's nice here. Very nice.
我喜欢你的风格 很摩登 I like what you do. It's sort of modern.
-漂亮的家哟 -真美 - Very nice place. - Beautiful.
棒极了 你也为展览激动吗 Really nice. You look great. Are you excited for the show?
没事吧 你为啥这么悲伤 You ok? You seem sad.
要说出来还真挺不容易... This is going to be harder than I thought. Um...
真高兴你们全来啦 I'm actually glad that you're all here.
我有些话儿想对你们说 Just because I need to tell you something.
说吧 Oh.
都过来吧 Come here.
沙发 你们坐沙发上 The couch. You can sit on the couch.
-你要我们坐沙发上听吗 -对 - You're gonna tell us on the couch? - Yeah.
她大概是想从我们当中选一个 I think she's gonna pick one of us.
就像单身派对 我太喜欢啦 还有玫瑰 Like the bachelor. I love this show, with the rose.
-我相信 -选吧 选吧 - I like my odds. - It's you, it's you.
我不知道该怎么说好 实际上... I don't know any other way to say this, other than to just...
你们并不爱我 You don't love me.
-相信我啊 我爱你的 -不 - Trust me, I love you. - No, you don't.
-他们不 但我爱你 -我太爱你啦 - They don't, but I do. - I love you so much.
那时我喝醉了 把你们的硬币捡走了 Well, I was drunk, but I took the coins. I took your coins.
-我真的好爱你 -假的 你不爱我 - I do love you. - It's not real. You don't love me.
-我爱你胜过一切哟 -不不 - As much as I can love someone. - No, you don't.
我不会和你们中任何一个恋爱 We're not in love with each other.
我爱的是别人 我爱尼克 I'm in love with someone else. I love Nick.
我爱尼克 I love Nick.
我爱他胜过我最在乎的工作 I love Nick more than I love my job, which is big for me.
你们是无辜的 真的很对不起 And it's not your fault, and I'm really sorry.
我爱他 即使他不回报我的爱 I love him even if he might not love me back.
你们懂吗 You know?
我懂啥叫爱一个人并且... I understand loving somebody and...
没有回报 ...them not loving you back.
我们都懂了 We all do.
-太扫兴了 -好郁闷啊 - It's a bummer. - This really suck.
各位 对不起了 I'm sorry, guys.
好吧... Ok...
爱情的真正意义在于 The whole point of love is to put
尊重对方的需要 someone else's needs above your own.
说不定这就是我们来这儿的原因 Maybe that's why I'm here. Maybe that's why we're all here.
对你来说是这样 Maybe for you.
-他真执著 -这道理没错儿 - He may be on to something. - No, it's true.
-帮帮她吧 -谢谢大家 - How can we help? - Thanks, guys.
你们等一下会更明白 And this will all be a little clearer
等你们收回某些东西的时候 when I give you something back.
天啊 不是吧 Oh, no.
斯黛西干的 Stacy.
-究竟发生了啥事 -怎么啦 - What the heck is...? - What?
-好离奇啊 -我发誓那不是我 - That was weird. - I swear, that wasn't me.
那只是... It was just...
反常的闪电雷暴导致 ...freak electrical storm has caused
持续停电和交通阻塞 rolling blackouts and gridlock
涉及到整个城市 Throughout the city. Traffic lights
市中心的交通信号灯全部熄灭 are out throughout the metro area.
纽约市陷入停顿困境 New york city is at a standstill.
-我们得待下去了 -我来做饭吃 - We got to stay in. - I make food for everybody. We eat.
不行 我们不能待在这里 No, no, no. We're not staying here. You're not staying here.
这事到此为止 我要去古根海姆了 I need to be at the Guggenheim. This has to end now.
等我们吃完嘛 After we eat.
且慢 且慢 Hold it, hold it.
爱她 就应该送她去古根海姆博物馆 If we love her, we'll get her to the guggenheim.
这是我们的使命 That's all there is to it.
让我们行动吧 Let's do this.
好 我马上行动 I'll do it. And I'm going to do it
保证比你们几个强 with more flair than all of you.
我们有车 我把车从意大利开来了 We take my car. I just bring her from Italia.
-你有车吗 -我的车很大 - You have a car? - It's molto grande.
一个 两个 挤得下 For one, two... no, it be fine.
来吧 发动吧 Come on! Move it!
-坐得舒服不 -车钥匙呢 - Comfortable up there? - Where's the keys?
我在她家里捡到你的车钥匙 I had the keys in your apartment.
-我有钥匙哦 -快给他 - Have the key. - Give him the keys.
哎呀呀呀 Ay-yay-yay!
-我是天才 -吵死啦 - I am what I am. - Annoying.
这车简直像费雪玩具公司的产品 Who makes this car, fisher-price?
这在意大利算中型轿车了呢 In Italia this is a midsize car.
在美国只能算玩具车 In America it's a clown car.
留点儿神 Careful.
我是斯黛西 请留言 It's Stacy. Leave a message.
请尽快回复电话 Please call me when you get this.
千万别随便处理那些硬币 我在路上了 And don't do anything with those coins. I'm on my way.
-真希望我能魁梧点儿 -一丁点儿嘛 - I was expecting a little bit bigger. - oh, tiny bit, huh?
快按喇叭 穿过去 Hit the horn. Thread the needle.
看你能不能绕过这家伙 See if you can go around this guy.
-就像在罗马那样开车吧 -没问题 - Just drive like you're in Rome. - No problem.
来吧 穿行啦 Hey, coming through!
我没事儿 I'm ok.
如果你够不到仪表板 If you can't reach the dashboard,
那就好好开车 And you wanna hold on to the washboards, let me know.
有个胖子在骑车呢 There's a fat guy on a bike. A fat guy on a bike.
对不住啦 Sorry about that.
让我坐前面嘛 我愿意出一千块钱 I'll give you a thousand bucks to let me sit in front.
-啊 会受伤的 -该死的 - Ok, that hurt. - Damn it!
继续哟 Come on up.
古根海姆博物馆在那边儿 There's the Guggenheim!
穿过去 Coming through!
-我可以在这里下车 -还不够近呐 - You can just let me out here. - No, not close enough.
让我为你开上楼吧 I take you right upstairs.
-安东尼奥 别撞门啊 No, Antonio. The doors!
我有超能力 相信我吧 I got this. You must all believe.
-我不信 -我也不信 - I don't believe! - I don't believe!
我相信你啊 I believe!
开门吧 Open!
成功啦 I did it!
请帮我们按到五楼好吗 Could you push five?
斯黛西 Stacy.
贝丝来啦 你真棒 展览很受欢迎哦 Beth. There you are. You're a hit. They love the show.
帕特塞利的画呢 The Petrocelli is... how?
尼克下午把它送来了 Nick sent it over late this afternoon.
人们看到它的时候都尖叫了 People cried when they saw it.
-西莱斯特怎么说呢 -我很高兴 - And Celeste is... - Pleased.
今晚我们获得了数量破纪录的 We've already received a record number
金融合作保证 贝丝 of financial pledges tonight, Beth.
我为你骄傲 你是个很棒的负责人 I'm very proud of you. You're a wonderful curator.
各位来宾 Anyone who would care to join me in the
参观康怀瑟请往这边走 Thannhauser, please come this way.
斯黛西 快把硬币给我 Stacy... I need the coins.
贝丝 尼克为你做了好多事呢 But look at what's happened, Beth. Nick did all of this for you.
-他真的很爱你 -我明白 - He loves you. - I know.
但这爱不是他自愿的 不是真的 But if I take his love against his will, that's not love at all.
斯黛西 快给我硬币 我必须这样做 Please, Stacy. The coins. I have to do this my way.
你为什么不去古根海姆博物馆呢 You are not going to the Guggenheim.
主角不是我 This isn't my scene.
说什么呀 我们正伸长脖子等着呢 What are you talking about? We're neck-deep in hot ladies.
在这里啊 怎么啦 It is here. What up, son?
-来了 -你他妈有什么事儿嘛 - It! - Man, what's your damn problem?
居然认识他 你上哪儿 He knows his name. Where are you going?
你好啊 我们来自网络 Hey, how's it going? We're from the network.
你好 很崇拜你 每周都看你的专栏 Good to see you. We're big fans. We read your column every week.
多谢捧场 Thank you.
尼克 认识一下 这是沙克 Somebody we wanted to introduce you to. Nick, Shaq.
-你好 我读过你的文章 -谢谢 - How you doing? Read your article. - Good. Yeah?
-把我名字拼错了 -是校对不好 - Spelled my name wrong. - It's the proofreading department.
-是这家伙吗 -就是他 - This guy right here? - Yeah, this guy.
对不起 我接下电话 Excuse me, I've got to take this phone call.
-你不知道怎么拼吗 -一点都不知道 - You don't know how to spell? - I don't know anything.
贝丝 你还好吗 Beth. Hey, how are you?
尼克 我有话要告诉你 Nick, there's something I want to tell you.
即使过了今晚就无关紧要了 Even though it won't matter after tonight.
谢谢你 让我重新相信真爱 I want to thank you... for making me believe in love again.
虽然你不是真心 但我却是真的 Even if it wasn't real for you, it was very real for me.
你在说什么呀 What does that mean?
贝丝 贝丝啊 Beth. Beth!
这个硬币大概是你的吧 I'm guessing this belongs to you?
对吧 Does it?
请检查你的钱包 Check your purse.
好了好了 你给我收回它 Ok, stop it. I need you to take this.
乖 合拢手掌 Come on. Close your hand.
-让我变个新戏法嘛 -不准 - Wait, I have another trick. - Nope.
我想起来啦 Now I remember.
我一直没有当众表演的勇气 I never had the guts to perform in public
直到为你表演 原来我是缺少灵感呢 Until I wanted to do it for you. I guess I just needed a muse.
没有你我可怎么办呀 What am I going to do without you?
你会找到灵感的 真正的灵感 You'll find your muse. Your true muse.
相信我吧 别担心 Trust me, you won't be sorry.
你是个硬币收藏家吗 Are you a coin collector?
我把它扔进许愿池 When I threw this coin in the fountain
并不是为了让妻子重回身边 I wasn't wishing that my wife would come back.
我明白那是不可能的 I knew that wouldn't happen.
我只祈求能有机会 I was just wishing to get a chance to
重新体会下有她陪伴的感觉 feel the way I did when she was around.
然后... And...
愿望成真了 你给了我那种感觉 ...my wish came true. You gave me that.
谢谢你 Thank you.
来吧 Come on!
这是你的硬币吗 Is this your euro?
-太不可思议了 -Antonio - That's weird. - Antonio?
-实际上是安东尼 -来自农西奥吗 - It's Anthony, actually. - From Nunzio?
-不 是新泽西州的纽瓦克 - No. Newark. New Jersey.
你是个经历坎坷的画家 对吗 Are you really a tortured artist?
很坎坷 我在鞋店工作了九年 Tortured. Been in retail shoe sales for the last nine years.
直到当了画家后 我以为 As far as being an artist, I guess I
去意大利会很容易出名 figured going to Italy'd make me one.
你是个好画家 I think you're an artist.
我打心眼儿里这么认为 I do. And I'm not just saying that
以前不说是因为想摆脱你 because I'm trying to get rid of you.
-这是我的专业经验 -谢谢你 - It's my professional opinion. - thank you.
我最不会想念的人就是你啦 I think I'll miss you least of all.
说实话 我啥收获都没有 Honestly, I don't think I really learned anything.
-是吗 -不过很高兴能帮助你成长 - No? - But I had a blast helping you grow.
不客气啦 You're welcome.
还好 一切顺利 Good luck. It's all right.
-出什么事啦 -灯都灭啦 - What's going on? - All the lights are out.
雷暴引起断电 Some kind of freak electrical storm.
别过去啊 你小子简直是在自杀 I wouldn't cross there if I were you! That's suicide, pal!
混帐 又来啊 Crap, not again.
我没看到有车过来呢 I didn't see that one coming.
-双方都有责任 -你在这儿干嘛 - That was both our faults, really. - What are you doing here?
我怎么舍得让你单枪匹马呢 Didn't think I was going to let my boy do this alone, did you?
-谢谢 有安全感了 -她有妹妹吧 - I feel safer. Thank you. - Does she have a sister?
-对 结婚了 -真该死 - She's married. - Dammit.
来 上车 Come on. Get in.
你得赔我块挡风玻璃 You're buying me a new windshield.
-不许拍我的车 不然揍你 -好吧 - Don't kick my car. I'll hit you again! - I'm ok, by the way.
-我很好 别担心 -我才不在乎你呢 - I'm fine. Don't worry about me. - Good. I don't care.
我记得还有一枚 And I guess there's one more.
你在找它吗 Looking for something?
就是它 给我 I need that.
嘛哩嘛里哄 它去哪啦 Oopsie-daisy, where'd it go?
哈 它们在这儿 Oh, there they are.
变成两枚了 Now, there's two.
-一枚了 -还给我 - Back to one. - Give it to me!
一切都结束了 是吗 So, I guess it's over now, huh?
-这是你要的结局吗 -这不重要 - Is that really what you want? - It doesn't matter what I want.
你的愿望已经收回了 You've got your will back.
从在许愿池看到你那天... Ever since I saw you in that fountain something...
我变了 吃不下饭 睡不着觉 ...something changed in me. I can't eat. I can't sleep.
唯一能做的事就是思念你 I can't do anything without thinking about you.
不明白我这是怎么了 I don't know what is going on with me,
但我想知道你是怎么啦 But I want to know what is going on with you.
你好像认为大伙儿都中了咒语 You seem to think that all these guys are under some crazy spell,
认为我也是其中之一 但我是真心的啊 And that I'm one of them, but I'm not. This is real, ok?
我在电闪雷鸣里跑过整条第五大道 And I ran all the way up fifth avenue in a lightning storm
-只是为了想告诉你 -你爱我吗 - Because I wanted to tell you... - You love me?
-我从没说过爱你 -的确没有 - I never said I loved you. - You didn't. No, you don't.
是没有 我想说的 但... I just never said it. You said it, and I wanted to say it, but...
那你说吧 想说就说呀 Ok, you go. You say it. Well, say it if you want to say it.
这... Look...
我唯一中过的咒语 The only spell that I'm under...
是你下的 ...is yours.
我爱上你了 贝丝 I'm in love with you, Beth.
-她也邀请了你吗 -Tony你好 - Oh. Did she invite you, too? - Yeah. Tony.
-你好 盖尔 -好 - Gale. - Yeah.
-很高兴见到你 -我也是 - Nice to see you. - Yeah. You, too.
你看上去很不错 发型特棒 You look great. That's a nice cut.
你也很妙 You look terrific.
漂亮的剪裁 真高兴能碰上你 Beautiful silhouette. I saw you out there.
-你也可以弄个套装 -谢谢 - You can hold a suit. Yeah. - Thank you.
-你是个画家 -算是吧 - You're an artist. - Yeah. Sort of.
我很愿意给你做裸体模特 I would love to do a nude with you.
好啊 I'd like that.
太好了 Great.
确实不错 I'd really like that.
斯黛西 真对不起 都是我不好 I am really sorry about this, Beth. This is all my fault.
我在魔术包里发现了这个 I found that in my bag of tricks.
-这不是我的 -天啊 是尼克的 - It's not mine, so... - Oh, my God. It's Nick's.
我想上次在博物馆是给错了你筹码 I guess I accidentally gave you the wrong chip in the museum.
他还在咒语控制下呢 He's still under the spell.
-谢谢你 该走了 -你是她妹妹吗 - Ok, thank you. It's time to go. - Are you her sister?
-你要不要体验下幻觉 -拜拜 - Would you like to see an illusion? - Bye-bye.
你不想变得更眩目嘛 Don't you want to be dazzled?
-上帝啊 贝丝 -我该怎么办呢 - Oh, my God, Beth. I'm so sorry. - What am I going to do?
娱乐时间到啦 Showtime.
爸爸 Dad.
你和妈妈结婚的时候 When you married mom, did you ever
有没有退缩过呢 think that you wouldn't make it?
伊丽莎白·安 Elizabeth Ann.
宝贝 你不能学我的缺点 Honey, you cannot learn from my mistakes.
你必须走出误区 找回真我 You're going to have to go out there and make your own.
现在你可以选择让自己心碎 Now, you could get your heart broken or
或是拥有全世界瞩目的伟大爱情 you could have the greatest love affair the world has ever known,
但不尝试是不能知道结果的 But you're not going to know unless you try.
如果能保证不受伤害就好了 But what if there was a guarantee that you'd never get hurt.
宝贝 激情总是有风险的 Baby... the passion is in the risk.
就像我常说的 如果想做一头熊 It's like I always say, "if you're going to be a bear..."
-做北美洲灰熊 -不愧是我女儿 - "be a grizzly." - That's my girl.
婚姻就像订立契约 A marriage is like all contracts.
你们俩正在全能的天父眼前 That the two enter under the eyes of our father almighty.
如果谁有充分理由认为贝丝... If there's anybody here who has reasons that Beth...
和尼古拉斯今天的婚姻不能成立 ...and Nicholas should not get married today,
请立刻说出来 或者永远保持缄默 Speak now or forever hold on to your peaces.
有吗 Anybody?
有人反对吗 Anybody?
没有吧 Anybody?
任何人都可以畅所欲言 It could be anybody. You don't have to know them to speak up.
教士 看来没人反对 继续吧 Ok, Padre, it seems nobody's objecting, so let's move on with it.
尼古拉斯 你愿意让贝丝做可怕的妻子吗 Do you, Nicholas, take Beth to be your awful wedded wife?
合法的 不是可怕的 是的我愿意 "lawful." yes. Yes, I do.
他怎么啦 What is with him?
贝丝 愿意让尼古拉斯做可怕的丈夫吗 And do you, Beth, take Nicholas to be your awful wedded husband?
为了爱情和荣耀 To love, amore, to honor
至死 你们会分开吗 Until morte, death, do you part?
贝拉 好好思考 这责任很重大 Think, Bella. It's a very big responsibility, no?
不 No.
尼克 对不起 我不能嫁给你 I can't do this to you, Nick. I'm sorry.
你觉得这一切很滑稽吗 You think you're pretty funny, don't you?
你很喜欢看我发狂吗 Did you enjoy watching me so crazy?
很喜欢看我的生活 Did you have fun watching my life
因为爱情而起起伏伏吗 turn upside down because of love?
因为我做的一切吗 Because I did.
贝丝 Beth!
我有个问题 I've got a question.
你为什么非还给我这个扑克筹码呢 Why do you keep giving me my poker chips?
因为你应该把它拿回去 Because you deserve to have it back.
你把它扔进许愿池是为了获得爱情 You threw it in the fountain and wished for love,
而我再也不想留着它了 And I don't want to keep it anymore.
-不是我扔的呀 -不是吗 - No, I didn't. - You didn't?
-不是呀 -那是谁呢 - No. - Then who did?
我也不知道 I have no idea.
这一切是真的吗 Then this is all real?
怎么会这么当真呢 How's this for real?
抛弃一切诱惑吧 Free of temptation!
在翁贝托的单身派对上... Didn't you say at Umberto's bachelor party...
教士帮我清理了牌桌 没错儿 the Padre cleaned me out at the poker table. Yeah.